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Recently a fan wrote to William Shatner, informing the actor he’d started a petition to get him appointed Governor General (who is, as the Queen’s representative in Canada, the acting head of state). The Shat responded that he didn’t want the ceremonial position (not entirely ceremonial, given the weighty decision Michaelle Jean had to make about the fate of Parliament earlier this winter), joking that he aspired to be Prime Minister.
Given that there are a lot of citizens of the Great White North out there who would like our country to have someone, anyone else, new in charge in Ottawa, we put our tongues firmly in our cheeks and came up with this list of the Top 5 SF Characters (irrespective of their national/planetary citizenship or their lack of MP’s to form a ruling party in the House of Commons) Who Could Be Prime Minister of Canada:
5) The Shrike from Hyperion
Canada’s been deficit-free and paying down the national debt for years, but as the world lurches into recession, Stephen Harper and his cronies have put us back into the red. We need a leader in Parliament who can slash the deficit, gut the debt, and take a stab at restoring voter confidence. Slashing, gutting and stabbing are what the Shrike does best. It’s probably also capable of showing more emotion than the current Tory PM.
4) R2D2 from Star Wars
He’s the little guy who rolls through the halls of power with confidence. He’s got good ideas. He thinks fast on his feet, er, rollers…whatever. And he’s well-liked. It would seem that Artoo would be the perfect candidate to lead any political party to victory. Sadly though, much like former Liberal Leader Stephane Dion, he’s incapable of speaking English and thus wouldn’t have a chance in hell of winning over the majority of voters, much less making himself understood.
3) The Cyberdyne Systems 800 Series from The Terminator franchise
With one of these cyborgs as PM, we’d save millions in annual security costs – this would be a leader who would definitely not hesitate to throw a punch Chretien-style if some joker got too close, and woe betide the fool who might think about throwing a pie at him at a public event. A T-800 would doubtless be a tough negotiator in international treaty talks. And it too would probably be more capable of showing human emotion than Harper.
2) Spock from Star Trek
Cool under pressure, an experienced diplomat and probably able to secure the all-important Alberta vote through his Vulcan constituency office.
1) Zaphod Beeblebrox from The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
He’s the only actual politician on this list, his unpredictability would make for consistently entertaining (if also embarassing) news coverage and punditry, and, while it’s said that most politicians are two-faced, the captain of the Heart of Gold has the advantage of actually having two faces.